Quote from The Very End :

It's just too random.

They're funny because they are random and stupid. My guess is that you can't see the humour because random and stupid is normal to you.

Quote from Senninha25 :

Win-win situation. We win, the cows become stars. We lose, and I'll be having a tasty juicy steak for dinner.

You can't eat a superstar.

Portugal will beat Germany!

Quote from rockclan :

I am a very good defensive driver, and can keep way faster drivers behind for quite long.

TrulliTrain

Poland will win the opener.

By that logic everyone who posts pics here that aren't their own are "stealorz".

Quote from vipex123 :

although we can expect Portugal, Span, Germany and France to be heavy-weights again.

Don't forget Holland.

Eurovision is for members of the European Broadcasting Union and there are members from North Africa and Asia as well.

Quote from BlueFlame :

They still get placed on shitty jobs where ever they go. The reason there aren't any is simply because they'll be killed and that isn't an exaggeration. People from eastern Europe seem to think that the racism doesn't exist when it clearly does. Eastern Europe is the one place left on earth that doesn't have any black or Muslim communities.

This is not coincidental, it also is the reason maybe these people don't know of black of Muslim traditions or about those people in general to such a degree that they fear them.

Dafuq did I just read?

They would be just fine (definitely not get killed) in Estonia but still the only black, Indian, Chinese, etc people here are tourists or exchange students. I've noticed before how you try to come off as some kind of expert on Eastern Europe but really know jack sh*t.

Most of the Eastern European countries are as "welcoming" as Western European countries, meaning that small controlled immigration is fine or tolerable. There are some radical movements in the west as well. Don't try to come across as angels.

But as I said before... if you are going to emigrate to a completely foreign country then it makes sense to go to wealthier countries. A crappy job in Western Europe pays the same as a good job in Eastern Europe.

Quote from BlueFlame :

It's eastern europe, why do you think there are basically nil percent of Muslims or Black people?

Because there aren't any historically and if you're going to emigrate somewhere then Western Europe which is wealthier is a better option.

Quote from Intrepid :

No one wants to host Eurovision. Costs too much, hence the dreadful acts

Somehow it also makes every host country seem kind of camp.

Ice hockey world championship is in Sweden next year about the same time as Eurovision. Hockey fans vs Eurovision fairies... LOL

Dafuq am I watching?

Quote from Hahmo :

Barankas? Bagels..?

They're a kind of bagels, only small and hard. (that's what she said)

Quote from Kid222 :

Care to enlighten me a little?

Barankas (and it's not an Estonian thing, I checked, they're called like that in English too, also Russian).

Quote from Nadeo4441 :

It's actually Šatan and it's pronounced something like [shatan]

Yes, yes, everyone knows that. But still there's "Satan" on the back of his jersey. New Jersey Devils really should have signed him at one point. I mean think of the revenue from selling all those jersey alone , not to mention he was a great player (still is but old).

Slovaks have interesting names. Satan is old news but one guy is called Baranka.

Good game today. I hope they can beat Russia but it's going to be very hard.

So quiet in this thread. Have all the Finns jumped off a bridge?

"Someday there'll be a Hollywood movie about this."

Quote from BlakjeKaas :

What's that about?

Who are they?

That's Amare Stoudemire from the New York Knicks. He punched the glass case of a fire extinguisher after a loss to Miami Heat, lacerated his hand and is expected to miss some games. The other guys are Carmelo Anthony and Tyson Chandler, his teammates. An extremely stupid self inflicted injury in playoff times.

I guess basketball isn't as popular as one might think.

Quote from Kid222 :

Neuer is second best goalie after Čech.

Casillas is better than them both.

What a game!

That has to be one the bizzarest penalty series ever. 9 penalties taken and only 4 goals with stars/superstars Ronaldo, Kaka, Ramos and Lahm missing.

Great game! I normally dislike Chelsea but they deserved it tonight. Not pretty but tactically very well played (except for one player ). Too bad Ramires and Meireles will miss the final, I think they played very well today.